Swept by the ASS-HALOS

Just a total failure. Did we even send a team to play this weekend? I want I.D. checks on the guys in uniforms. I think the AAA 51's were in town disguised as the Dodgers. Maybe my guys had a better offer, like tickets to see Shrek 3 or they went out to Texas to watch the Spurs-Jazz series, or they were all stuck in MD after wagering obscene amounts of money on Street Sense at the Preakness and coming up short. Regardless, Kent and Lowe were about the only 2 Dodgers to show up and they obviously weren't enough. Chalk one (or 3) up for little brother.