Friday, April 27, 2007

The Sky is Falling!

In 5 days the Dodgers went from Baseball's Best to a pile of poo. Yeah, a pile of poo. The NL's worst/hated rivals, SF Giants came in and swept the series at Dodgers Stadium. Ahhhhhh excuse me? The worst team in the NL comes into YOUR house and whacks you like a mob rat?

Armando Benitez has been one of the worst closers in baseball for 2+ years but he slams the door on us 3 GAMES IN A ROW?!!??!! We didn't even face SF's "aces," Zito and Cain. Holy Crap Batman!

Juan Pierre is just pure garbage. He can't hit (sub .270 avg), he can't bunt (hung Eithier out to dry on a squeeze) and can't play defense or make a throw from the OF to save his life (Durham's weak ass double which turned game 3 in SF's favor). What is it with Dodgers that get 5 year contracts? Is it the kiss of death? Dreifort sucked. Drew sucked. Pierre SUCKS! Stop giving 5 year deals to wunderturds that regress to the mean of suck-ti-tude once they start cashing the new checks.

Now we're licking our wounds, heading to SD for a weekend battle. Oh by the way, SD owns us down there. So, come Monday, we'll be 13-12 after starting 13-5. Place your bets accordingly.

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